LOL! Sort of....lol.
"You blamed me? Oh, I like that!"
"Your Honor, don't you get it?? McDonald's is at fault here!! Do you mean to tell me that if they advertise their double-cheeseburgers, I'm expected to make MY OWN decision as to whether or not to eat it?? Ex'CUUSE Me? You don't KNOW me! (said with neck darting rapidly side to side)"
Hmm, yup! I sounded like a lib!