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To: Hand em their arse; No Blue States

I love the idea too.

Had a car crash just 10 minutes ago in front of my house. Police are on the scene right now. Some dude hit 3 parked cars. Can I spell "DRUNK DRIVER?"

161 posted on 06/07/2005 10:51:16 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

169 posted on 06/07/2005 10:52:40 AM PDT by b4its2late (I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.)

exiting off 10 freeway and then back on again!!

171 posted on 06/07/2005 10:52:57 AM PDT by pollywog (Psalm 121;1 I Lift my eyes to the hills from whence cometh my help.)

LOL!! If he hit 3 of 'em, I'd bet he can't spell it... :)

177 posted on 06/07/2005 10:53:24 AM PDT by Hand em their arse

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