Well I am a newbie..I just don't think it would be appropriate to take such a wonderful gift. So I regretfully decline your offer.(respectfully of course)
newbie or not you have to have the toaster it was a joke started by Brad's Grandma about broken toasters etc I have sort of taken it on and tailored it to what people want yesterday the virtual gift was Barney toaster.
Here is your toaster which is one that Starwise found a couple of weeks ago and I have been dying to post it for someone.