Not funny. I'm a psychiatrist. I'm offended at your remarks.
Lessee here, so you're a shrink, and you're offended by remarks about "old timers" and "white coats". I highly suggest you make an appointment with your own couch, prescribe yourself some useless medications, Ritalin perhaps, and change your affiliation to the Democrap Underground, where your gossamer thin skin will more than be welcomed. Who knows, you might get a boost in business.