Why don't they just make John Kerry the next Pope, that might appease the MSM.
Well, you know Kerry is determined not to return to the obscurity of his 20 years in the Senate. He had an op-ed today in the Boston Herald, "Stem-cell research is pro-life," a badly conceived and badly executed congeries of genial generalities and puffy platitudes, utterly devoid of fact, logic and style. The Herald is a pay site, so I can't link, but I can't imagine anyone would want to read it anyway.
Yup -- sounds like what the MSM would like in a Pope!