I'm expecting the breaking-news, televised Golden Donut Awards ceremony any day now - celebrating their great work and public service. For which they all deserve raises.
Like that BTK killer arrest - the man's daughter turns him in to the Donut Patrol, but there they were on TV the next day, handing out the Golden Donut Awards for great police work.
Not quite. BTK's daughter provided DNA to the police but she did not know the real reason they were asking for it. So it is incorrect to say she turned her father in and it was, in effect, excellent police work.
BTK's daughter did NOT turn him in. She was as shocked as anyone when her father was arrested. Just wanted to clear up your mis-statement about the daughter.