They finally opened my rural route, so I no longer have to detour 6+ miles out of the way to get anywhere. Yay! They said the county road was "compromised" but it really was full of a mud and no one had cleared it. Bastages.
Resisting a very strong urge to say thank you for your input... arghhhhhhhh
India Daily News is like 'Mad TV' of India.
Here's one more article from the same source:
We are visited and controlled by UFOs from the M15 Globular Star Cluster the densest Black Hole driven Core Cluster the capital of the Universe
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/1801.asp