Well I think it is carpmentalization, but I can't find that one in the dictionary either. It is what men do when they cheat on their wives while loving their wives dearly. Hope you haven't seen Carville wandering around with a twenty dollar bill in our park lately. I actually visited Carville, Louisiana a few year ago. I think Carville was not being metaphorically or hyperbolic.
hey now...lots of Louisiana ladies on this forum...hey, that could be a song.
Men are dogs....we crapmentalize.
Carville LA is home to a large Fed Prison that used to be a TB Sanitarium.