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To: spectre; cyborg; fortunecookie; arasina; onyx
Thanks.

I wasn't sure if it was good, but now I think I'll ping my biggest fans. ;O)


You can read it here.

100 posted on 02/27/2005 2:13:47 PM PST by Petronski (Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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To: Petronski; spectre; cyborg; arasina; onyx
I can't believe you knowingly watched it! Hee hee. The endless jokes, so little time...

When Jennifer Lopez reclined on a bed, her legs splayed open, and cooed "It's turkey time...gobble gobble!" I suddenly began to hope against hope that I was actually watching a snuff film.

I had the 'heads up' on this little gem from the numerous reviews panning it. The writing is so bad, J Lo might actually have grounds for a lawsuit.

The movie did accomplish one crucial goal. It put a giant rift between J Lo and Ben Ah-fleck (said as though sneezing), leading, I feel, directly to their break up shortly after. I've seen a number of 'clips' from Gigli (we call it 'Giggly' because it causes us to laugh hysterically, or 'Jiggly', because, well...), it is utterly amazing how 2 people supposedly in love offscreen can have such a profound lack of onscreen chemistry. Perhaps J Lo saw the film and wondered what on earth she was doing with Ben.

320 posted on 02/27/2005 4:30:10 PM PST by fortunecookie
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To: Petronski
I wasn't sure if it was good, but now I think I'll ping my biggest fans. ;O)




Thank you, your highness for including me.
I think your critique is wonderful.
I'll not watch that film EVER.
369 posted on 02/27/2005 4:38:13 PM PST by onyx (Henry Kissinger: Asked if SoS Rice calls him, replied, "no never, she doesn't need advice.")
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