LOL!
A former girlfriend ran out of her Canadian Mist one evening, so she poured my last shot of Glenfiddich into a glass of 7-Up... I entered the kitchen just as she set the empty bottle down.
I just stood there and stared at her.
Your former girlfriend obviously doesn't know the difference between whiskey and whisky.
Shock will do that to a person..............
"A former girlfriend ran out of her Canadian Mist one evening, so she poured my last shot of Glenfiddich into a glass of 7-Up... I entered the kitchen just as she set the empty bottle down."
Hmm, now I know why she's a 'former' girl friend.
I can relate - One of my 'former' boyfriends mixed some of my Scotch w Coke