[Fester Chugabrew]

Trillions of simultaneous processes over an entire planet for billions of years . . .

Nice story. Best of all you can tell it any way you want.

[narby]

Nice story. Best of all you can tell it any way you want.

Hey, well. Hey everyone. Festers here!

[Ichneumon]

[Trillions of simultaneous processes over an entire planet for billions of years . . .]

Nice story. Best of all you can tell it any way you want.

Nope, only in a way that's consistent with the mountains of evidence.

Creationists, however, feel no such constraint.