The evos need a Evo-Pope. I nominate you! And lookee there -- puffs of white smoke -- or is brown -- whatever. Tag you're the new Evo-Pope.
I think you have your starting roster right here on the FR crevo threads for the the Society of Evoeus, the Evoesu-its -- the Order that purues evo-heretics and brings the Evo-Inquisition against them.
All Hail Evo-Pope Minoreus I!
When's your first Auto-de-fe? Where's the Iron-EvoMaiden?
Argh! The Dark Ages of Science are upon us ...
Dude, it's Darwin Central. We don't need no stinkin' Evoeus.