BWAHAHAHAHA! Maybe you should check a post-1920 thermo book out of the library, ma'am. The third law has been around for the best part of a century, and there are those who take considerable stock in the zeroth law.
Oddly, each of them is a recognizable species in itself, which belies their intermediacy.
This is just so stupid. What organism, on earth now, isn't a member of a species? They all are, because we classified them all. You think that because we gave it the name Archaeopteryx lithographica, it magically ceased being an intermediate form?
Yes, the speed of light is an issue, maybe I'll come around to that too.
Well, it'll be you against Einstein. I breathlessly await the clash of the Titans.