Well, Col. Hunt would be my pick to play Cotton Hill if they ever do a King of the Hill with live actors, but his analysis grates me for some reason. I agree that the Fox News Alerts get very old very fast, especially if it's "breaking news" that they've been reporting on all day.
How could I forget to mention the runner-up Future Mrs. WKU Man (second to Salma Hayek), Allysin Camerota?
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!