[Quix]

Trouble is,

the puppet masters seem to have them very, very firmly under their stern control . . .

and to be hell bent on using them to establish the world government.

Enjoy your tidy little world . . . your paradigms are due for some major shifts in the not too distant future.

[Long Cut]

Oh, go home and play with your paradigms. You also believe in crop circles.

Put down the bottle, tinfoil-boy.