[Oschisms]

I'm Dan Rather and I'm outta here faster than a greased pig at a county fair.

[No Blue States]

I'm Dan Rather and I'm outta here faster than a greased pig at a county fair.

LOL!!!

[beyond the sea]

How are these?

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"It's tighter than a prairie dog's butt in a dust bowl!"

"This race is tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Dawson's Creek'."

"Tonight we've seen more ups and downs than a Viagra conference."

"It's all about chads. Chads, chads, chads. Chad, chad, bo-bad, banana-fana, fo-fad. Chad."

. "This race is about as hard to call as a deaf hog up a sassafras tree."