Posted on 11/23/2004 9:07:18 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
Edited on 11/23/2004 9:22:26 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Announced on ABC Radio News, Dan Rather leaving CBS News. No details.
" NEW YORK (AP) -- Dan Rather has announced he will step down as "CBS Evening News" anchor next March."
Dan Rather Stepping Down(CBS Announcement)
I agree. What really should happen is that blather should be prosecuted for trying to affect the outcome of a presidential election with falsified documents.
March?! Oh man, I can't wait. LOL, this is great, thanks.
Dan Rather stepping down in March from CBS News
HE FELL DOWN!
Yeah...clap,clap,clap...I started a dislike for the guy all the way back in the early 70's when he was the biggest anti-war correspondent going...he had a symbiotic relationship with the likes of Hayden, Fonda and Kerry...good riddance Dan, I know you aren't welcome in Texas, Hollyweird has your retirement pension all ready...
He plunged from the top of the heap to the depths of disgrace.
REGIME CHANGE @ CBS . . .woohoo !
I'm am very offended that you referred to us as amatuers. [sarcasm]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1225723/posts
The Fall
National Review Online ^ | September 24, 2004 | Victor Davis Hanson
I loved this.
I Dunno....Why the hell is this catigorized as news?
Congratulations to you and all the Jammie Brigades.
This is better'n doves & grits!
Somebody (in your area) volunteer to offer one old TV that is not needed anymore. Somebody else offer to open up your house for the evening.
Invite Freepers over for the fun. Bring chips, beer, soda pop, hotdogs, hamburgers, dip...oh, and yes, ROTTEN TOMATOES.
Throughout the final 30-minute CBS news program we can have plenty of fun, jeers, derision, impersonating him in a mocking way, yelling at the TV, fart noises, and then, right before he signs off, pelt the TV with those ROTTEN TOMATOES. It would be fun if this could happen across the land, and digital photos could be put up. (Of course, it will be the best of Freeper Manners to clean up the mess when the fun is over).
Juvenile, well, maybe, but it sure would relieve 20 years of disgust at that guy.
Yep. DAN RATHER GOOD RIDDANCE PARTIES.
Tis great, alright! :^D
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1286768/posts?page=311#311
There is my email to C BS telling them to finish the job and dump Rather from Sixty Minutes as well.
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I'm am very offended that you referred to us as amatuers. [sarcasm]hahahahaaa!
The real kicker? We're more informed and "professional" than Dan Blather!!
:^D
Thank you. that sums it all up. :)
And Dandy Dan says it has nothing to do with the forgeries? What a liar.
He thinks he is saving face by denying it had anything to do with the phony docs. Typical liberal liar in denial.
He ain't foolin' nobody.
Courage, Dan...
Why shucks, Dan, I guess your approval numbers were lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut!
And Cronkite is sounding like a loon. It is amazing how the world can change. Rather will not be missed. And what can we do about that other loser from Canada. Is he bullet proof or what?
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