"Due to the recent increase in martyrs going to their 72 virgins, Paradise is now experiencing a severe shortage of virgins. The abundance in available virgins began to dwindle with heavy traffic coming in from Afghanistan beginning in November 2001 and has now reached the crisis level.
Therefore, in lieu of virgins, Paradise will now be providing goats to newly arrived martyrs. We cannot guarantee the virginity status of these goats.
Thank you for your patience during this time of inconvenience."
Just kidding. ;-)
Now THAT's a great psy ops flyer to be spread all over Baghdad from the air!
Hey Allegra, good to see your name up. :-D
You are funny.
And yes, leaflets of this announcement,with clarification along with them that when the goats run out, we will be issuing white grapes to have their way with, should be dropped on the remaining terrorists everywhere.