Posted on 11/10/2004 2:16:01 PM PST by quidnunc
You mean they're NOT going to kill themselves or move out of the country? Damn!
The whole world has been watching him eat himself into a bulging mass of soft flab for a decade. Now that he is really depressed he is probably eating two tubs of ice cream a day before breakfast. He is either going to explode, ala Monty Python fame, or plug up a vital artery very soon. Pray for him, or at least take his ice cream away.
As the saying goes, better late than never.
This leaves you, like every other loser, with two things: a bitter taste in your mouth, and a choice. You can sit around and keep telling each other how stupid and scary the winners are. Or you can put down the hemlock and the Häagen-Dazs...
...or, then again, maybe you don't have to put them down.
Michael Moore obviously left out the hemlock and doubled his dose of the Haagen-Dazs, and when that didn't work, he tried again. And again. And again, etc.
Great imagery and frightently true. I am confident though that the Democrats, whiners by nature, will not learn from this.
The article made a world of sense which means the Carvilles of the world will have none of it. Carville and Clinton's other former shoe-shine boy Begala and others of their kind will just go on making smug remarks implying that only church-going morons voted for Bush and it's up to the voters to "wise up" and join in their orgy of America-bashing rather than for them to soil their hands actually wooing voters.
Here's a little bit of reality the author better contemplate
The democrats are prisoners of the Pro Abortion--Gun Grabbin--Homosexual Pushing--Tree Worshipping--Anti Religion --Anti Military-- America is The Cause of All the World Ills --wack jobs that are the basis of the VAST majority of their $$$$$$$$$$$
They say $$$$$ is the mother's milk of politics and the democrats ain't got no other teats to feast on
No way they can shake off that Tar Baby and survive financially
Yes, the "Area 51" contingent is certain that the electronic voting machines are controlled by aliens who are old grade school buddies of Karl Rove. They are working hard to insure that the federal government does not turn its back on the Rural Electrification Program
And keep your cotton pickin' hands off our guns!
Good article bump
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