[jigsaw]

NaughtiusMaximus: It's probably bad soy milk in your last latte you
big P$SSY. (Walked into local Starbucks Wednesday singing "Oh what a
beautiful morning . . ." You should have seen the looks I got . . . tasty.)

Winner of today's Most Accurate Screen Name award! LOL!

[NaughtiusMaximus]

There were so many disconsolate buttholes in Starbucks that the store should have offered a special drink-of-the-day, DISCONSOLATTE.