[thirdgradeteacher]

Your thoughts on how to console a liberal.

[Galtoid]

You'll always have Paris . . .

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is how I did it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=12182#12296

[mabelkitty]

Choose your friends carefully.

[thoughtomator]

Today you can do all your consolation with a spatula and bucket.

[hapy]

Canada is that way

[RobertP]

I handed a liberal coworker a piece of pocket lint and said "Here is a tissue, I feel your pain."

[glennherman]

12 gauge to the head. Just like ol' yeller.

[aft_lizard]

Ok just this once I will let you spark up a doobie, if that doesnt console a lib I dont know what will.

[evets]

You'll always have fond memories of the campaign

[shiva]

Here, have a glass of kool aid.

[Salo]

Tell them to enjoy France, flip them the bird and yell "LOSER!" at them?

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well, it looks like Michael Moore will win another Oscar...

[Stellar Dendrite]

"Your thoughts on how to console a liberal."


"You have called Bush a liar for four years.
You have helped to undermine this war.
BUSH WON, BIATCH!!!"

[No Blue States]

[mhking]

"HAW-haw!"

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[randog]

"It's not that bad. It may be colder, but at least Canadians speak English".

[Ciexyz]

Take 'em out for a beer and a burger smothered in Heinz ketchup.

[cowboyway]

Well, I actually did console a liberal, before I laughed in his face.

Ah ha!

[mattdono]

Here's my prescription.

Despair. It is the bottom. What will you do now?

[Names Ash Housewares]

How do we convert a Kerry supporter? Seriously, we MUST find new ways to reach these people. These Americans. WE must find new ways.