Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001
If I were president, I would cut the electrical power to all television stations for the duration of my term!
Thanks for stopping by APFel.
Woo Hoo Bratty In Alaska!
You got 100!
Have a great night.
Keep your light house shining on the Canteen.
Your relief will be here in the A.M. EST!
Thanks :)
Get this, I just went outside to do a bit of late night star gazing. I swear the moon is half full. It is not quite at zenith, but the thought alone of even the moon being split is enough to make me consider certain things.
Hopefully, things will turn out for the best.
Goodnight!
If I were President, I would:
1/ Use Fallujah as the new Weapons Test Ground for MOABs, FAEs. Aerated Distribution (ala "Ranch Hand") of combustible liquids (Gasoline) from C-130s. Then lobbing in White Phosphorous shells.
2/ Give Syria two weeks to turn over any accidentally "found" C-4, Semtex, Sarin, Tabun, Mustard Gas, Anthrax, etc. To the friendly Marines (Screw the UN!)waiting offshore. Lest the Bekkaa Valley become the next Weapons Test Ground for Special and Exotic Weapons.
3/ Declare every and all delegates and staff assigned to the UN as Personae Non Grata. Give them two weeks to pay off their parking tickets. Pull our checkbook out of their greasy paws. Empty the building and lock it behind them.
4/ Get rid of Military Co-ed Training and Co-ed units. Keep women stateside. While the men do the dangerous work.
5/ Sic the DoJ, FBI and the IRS on the NEA, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, NAACP, Congressional Black Caucus, American Bar Association and American Trial Lawyers Association.
6/ Widen the Patriot Act to include more extensive wiretapping, surveillance and profiling of Mosques inside the US and Middle Easterners on Student Visas. Get rid of Motor Voter. Start having TSA personnel paying attention to Middle Easterners and not Grandmas and little old ladies with knitting needles.
6/ Give the FBI, CIA and NIS Carte Blanche to begin an intensive inverstigation into Senator Kerry's past. With the end result being an air-tight case for Treason.
Probably more later....
Jack.
Don't go to bed yet!! That was another NH town that voted early.
Dixville went for President Bush 19-7.
WooHoo!
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Man they are going to mess with us as long as they can.
LOL!
Great minds think alike. I just posted it to you.
Sleep well my friend!
Thread pulled, another correction.
Good grief, I can't take this. I really mean it this time. Good night!
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If I were president, I would promptly vacation for a week in Camp David. I would then retire ($200,000 per year, plus office expenses), putting Dick Cheney in as president. This would make the liberals yowl loudly - all of which would be music to my ears!
Me thinks it's gonna be a long day. Good night!!
Thank you. I've never been here before so I'm looking around trying to get a feel for it, figure out posting, and whatever a PING is?...LOL
Is Canteen the "kick-back, relax" forum or something else?
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