>No lie, I'm related to Martha Washington.
I'm going to regret the next sentence, I just know it.
Are you related to her through the Balls?*
*It's her FAMILY's NAME, you guys!!!! Quit'cher laughing. I happen to be related in, well, that way, to Martha Washington.
I have it written down somewhere, I think it's her family we're related to , but I don't even know what her maiden name was off hand. I know she and George never procreated, low sperm count?????