A song comes to mind....
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind
M.Jagger/K.Richards
Are you anti Kalileeforina?! Buy Kalileeforina grown! After all, the illegal immigrants need the jobs!
HA... Ever since I read the article I've been singing that song in my head.
Another one that came to mind was a line from Hank Williams Jr.'s "All my rowdy friends (have settled down)"
"And the hang overs hurt more then they used to
and corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and ninety-proof"