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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
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| 10/15/2004
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins and only white raisins and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
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To: new cruelty
Nutso, crazy, wacked-out, bonkers, empty-headed, mad, insane, without a brain...
121
posted on
10/15/2004 8:03:03 AM PDT
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: null and void
I know - just being goofy.
Actually, this would make a good pardoy song - maybe "Nights in White Satin" = "Gin and White Raisins"??
To: null and void
To: AppyPappy
Absolutely! My brothers and sisters think I'm nuts, but I keep insisting that Teresa as first lady would be the ONLY good thing about a Kerry presidency. It would be four years of non-stop slapstick and painfully embarrassing moments.
I picture things like her getting into a rolling-in-the-dirt fistfight with the first lady of Nigeria, calling Chirac a queer at a state dinner, topless photos of her on a beach in Tahiti, a spitting on the secret service incident, an incoherent Barbara Walters interview about meeting extraterrestrial visitors and how she likes to eat little bits of broken glass, etc.
Non-stop horrifyingly funny stuff.
124
posted on
10/15/2004 8:03:22 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: MamaLucci
This woman is doing more than 9 gin-soaked raisins a day........ She figures that since she's a martyr for Kerry's campaign, that she's entitled to the 72 white raisins.
125
posted on
10/15/2004 8:03:29 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: TrojanMan
She'd probably tell us to "Shove it" Yeah, and she probably thinks all those pink elephants she's seeing were sent by Karl Rove.
126
posted on
10/15/2004 8:04:08 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: All
Garlic, Raisins, Spider webs, all are great, but what out there can repel libs?
To: CDHart
I've heard of it too. An older lady that I knew would use this as she had already had ulcers from normal arthritis meds and couldn't take them.
128
posted on
10/15/2004 8:04:36 AM PDT
by
dstarr
(Proud widow of a Vietnam War and Korean War veteran)
To: tazannie
"seriously, is there a Freerepublic support group? I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place."
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute - strike that - reverse it.
129
posted on
10/15/2004 8:05:37 AM PDT
by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: Callahan
Granny Terasa's Medicine Show Cure-All
Everclear and a watermelon--For irregular days, arthiritis, hangovers.
Vodka and Jello--Soothes PMS, cramps, headaches, fun at parties.
Grandpa Forbes-Kerry's Opi-YUM--Quiets children's coughs and collac.
Lil' Johnny Edwards Coca-Brite Coco Krispies--Jump start your day.
130
posted on
10/15/2004 8:05:39 AM PDT
by
sully777
(Our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
To: tazannie
"I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place." Dust bunnies are our friends....you can even give them names and they don't require food or walking....their only requirement is that their owners do hours of Freeping!!
131
posted on
10/15/2004 8:05:52 AM PDT
by
all4one
("..a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents" Sir W. Churchill)
To: Red Badger
You get two shots of gin in every bag of Kerry's Raisin Brand"...""
That is a good joke for a Friday AM.
I cannot fathom the craziness of the remarks the wives of the Dem candidates are making. Is there no civility or boundary of bad taste?
Some of the stuff these broads say makes me look like a masters graduate of the charm school system. HA HA
To: new cruelty
The White House pantry if THEY win.........
133
posted on
10/15/2004 8:07:12 AM PDT
by
WestCoastGal
(5/30 "BREATHE DEAR, BREATHE LONG AND SLOW!!!!!! You still with Us? or should We send the Paramedics?)
To: treedude
then she throws away the raisins and drinks the gin!Reminds me of the old recipe for tripe: boil it in a pot, and after 12 hours, throw away the tripe and eat the pot!
To: new cruelty
TuhRAYzuh is a gin soaked fruitcake
135
posted on
10/15/2004 8:10:51 AM PDT
by
NautiNurse
("I have a plan...We have better hair.")
To: all4one
Dust bunnies are our friends....
Only if they vote republican!
To: landman7
No, no, no...
you soak the dark ones in rum to help with headaches. Or if you want to improve memory, soak the dark ones in cognac. (/sarcasm)
137
posted on
10/15/2004 8:11:20 AM PDT
by
jdogbearhunter
(Ceterum censeo, Al Quaedem delenda est.)
To: Eric in the Ozarks
138
posted on
10/15/2004 8:11:48 AM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(No one notices the water until the well runs dry.)
To: WestCoastGal
HEY! I've been in that place...
...wait a minute...
139
posted on
10/15/2004 8:12:20 AM PDT
by
wrbones
(Where'd I put my tin foil hat....)
To: new cruelty
LOL... now cut that out.Nope.
Alexandra Kerry, Raisin Smuggler...
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posted on
10/15/2004 8:12:35 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
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