I'm still dying here! Thats a hilarious story. You dont owe me a keyboard, however. I needed a good belly laugh and I'll pay for it myself...LOL
In all my years of law enforcement, the one thing I found out was this: The most obnoxious people have the most to hide...literally.
Most of my old stories arent for a public board, but believe me, I've seen some goodies. Like the transvestite who was PO'ed because a hospital wouldnt finish a sex change procedure....and held him self hostage with a scalpel from a crash kit and demanded a surgeon or he would cut it off (imagine the negotiations involved with that...)
Its a wierd, wierd world out there...thats why I like the country...LOL
Sounds like a Dog Day Afternoon alright!