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Caption: John Kerry in Michigan [DORK ALERT]
Reuters | August 2, 2004

Posted on 08/03/2004 10:16:56 AM PDT by ejdrapes



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To: rabidralph
Has anyone seen the picture of Teresa in a big straw (nacho) hat that went over her eyebrows? I saw video on Fox yesterday but not any pictures. It was very funny.

I saw it too. I couldn't believe my eyes. She looked like she was trying to hide under the hat. :-)

21 posted on 08/03/2004 10:32:41 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.)
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To: ejdrapes

#1 Kedorkus
#2 Kedorkus & Extra-Terezial


22 posted on 08/03/2004 10:32:55 AM PDT by talleyman (John Kerry: The choice of Communists around the world!)
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To: gopwinsin04

Is it just a coincidence that he's trying to re-enact a scene from "Titanic"?....:))


23 posted on 08/03/2004 10:34:54 AM PDT by Salamander (Fnord)
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To: Numbers Guy
Kerry said, "But that was while I was in Ohio. I know I'm in the state of Michigan and you got a great big M and a powerhouse of a team."

What a flake this DORK is! He will lose by 10 points, minimum.

24 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:05 AM PDT by Chieftain ('W' in '04!)
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To: ejdrapes

"Man, these joints don't stay lit very long out here, do they?!"

25 posted on 08/03/2004 10:38:14 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (1xy1xx)
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To: ejdrapes

Forget the captions... just look at what ridiculous poses Kerry will take, confident that the toadie photographers would never publish anything but the "correct" photo.

And doncha just love Barney Fa--- Um, Frank's outfit?

Wait, is that Barney, or Kerry's latest "outreach to Christians" person.

Btw, doesn't "outreach" towards a group imply that you're not a member of that group?


26 posted on 08/03/2004 10:40:27 AM PDT by dangus
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To: SouthernHawk

"I invented parting the Red Sea."
-- Al Gore.


27 posted on 08/03/2004 10:41:25 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Salamander

'I want to be king of the world!'


28 posted on 08/03/2004 10:42:03 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
LOL!
29 posted on 08/03/2004 10:42:33 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Chieftain
Kerry said, "But that was while I was in Ohio. I know I'm in the state of Michigan and you got a great big M and a powerhouse of a team."

He will lose Michigan. We are not a Great Big M, we are the WOLVERINES!!

.

"Hey, Kerry, I got your great big M right here. "

30 posted on 08/03/2004 10:48:50 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I don't trust men who inject poison in their faces to remove wrinkles or who are democrats.)
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To: ejdrapes

Kerry reenacting his hamster rescue! Look out below!!

31 posted on 08/03/2004 10:52:03 AM PDT by mass55th (We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
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To: hflynn
"John, I just pulled this out of Sandy Berger's shorts!"

LOL! You win. :-)

32 posted on 08/03/2004 10:54:07 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.)
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To: agsloss

"This goofball praised "buckeye football" at this rally in Michigan. And he's supposed to be so smart? "

Yeah, it's the only thing I've heard him get right!

Go Bucks!


33 posted on 08/03/2004 10:55:45 AM PDT by brownsfan (Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.)
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To: ejdrapes
My dear, it's become SOoooo cliché to have a "Titanic" moment. (Need I remind you that ship sank on it's maiden voyage?!)


34 posted on 08/03/2004 11:01:27 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: mass55th

Look, Ma! No head!


35 posted on 08/03/2004 11:02:00 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: ejdrapes

#1: "And then I stretched out my hands like this and the sea parted"
#2: "John, here's your allowance for this month."


36 posted on 08/03/2004 11:07:33 AM PDT by pankot
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To: ejdrapes
No caption but he looks like one of those large blow up guys that wiggle all over the place that you see outside of car dealerships. Air dancers--that's what they are called.


37 posted on 08/03/2004 11:08:46 AM PDT by beaversmom (Michael Medved has the Greatest radio show on GOD's Green Earth)
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To: beaversmom

P.S. This symbolizes Kerry's morals, campaign, statements, etc.--blowing in the wind. That should be his theme song.


38 posted on 08/03/2004 11:11:31 AM PDT by beaversmom (Michael Medved has the Greatest radio show on GOD's Green Earth)
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To: ejdrapes

#1......"Daaaammnn, this wind is so high I just peed down the left side of my trousers!"

#2........."OK buffoon, this is the last time I'm going to ask you to sign this pre-nup.....do it or ELSE!".


39 posted on 08/03/2004 11:25:59 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: ejdrapes

Here's more padding for your sunken chest, girlie man.
40 posted on 08/03/2004 11:27:42 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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