Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Git well, Slick Willie...we need you ALIVE to deliver Justice fer yer rampant criminality...
"House of the Vile Clintons!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string Left up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
Mudboy Slim (07/08/2000)
Good news...bum wheels stink!! When I blew out my ACL, the reconstructive surgery had me on my butt fer weeks, but now it's just a distant memory and I couldn't be happier that I had the surgery.
Good luck on the rehab...she's gonna need yer support!!
FReegards...MUD
LOL...yer preachin' to the choir, my FRiend...JakeyBoy, my 6-year-old, has developed quite the 'tude as well!! He's still a great kid, but I agree he's a lot better behaved at school than he is at home!!
FReegards...MUD
School starts in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax, my 6yo, sounds very much like yours.
I love my daughter, she's a great kid - but I can't wait for that bus to pull up in the morning!!!!
I plan on taking this week for me...then I go into full job hunt mode.....while I continue the painting and other things that got put by the wayside this summer.........
Thanks for posting that, Mud. I miss Sultan. I still can't believe he's gone.
Of course, I miss all of you too. I have talked to FBD a few times on the phone, he is without computer right now and asked me to let you all know he's okie dokie! He's also a grandpa again, his daughter in New Orleans had a little girl, healthy and happy. Guess it's been about 3 weeks ago that he woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that! LOL (he thought he'd just leave a message and I wouldn't answer the phone...he forgets that parents of teens always answer the phone in the middle of the night, that's when life gets "interesting").
Sorry I've been AWOL. My daughter has been A-1 priority to make time for on top of work and school (12 units worth...including POLISCI--what a difference taking that at a conservative university as opposed to a liberal institution!!!) And still trying to find time for the sweetie, buy a house (yay, more stress), and well, next week I'm having surgery, so, prayers will be appreciated.
I would have had it a couple of weeks ago, but my blood pressure was through the roof (I can't imagine why someone like me would have high blood pressure *rolling eyes*). The doctor got the meds right the first time and so that's under control. I had a few minutes since I couldn't sleep and thought I'd say howdy y'all.
Perhaps I'll have more time to stop by when I"m recovering in a couple of weeks. Pretty sad I have to have surgery to slow down and relax for a bit!!! :oP
Hope y'all are doing well. Hey, Meek, FBD wanted me to give you something to make a bumperstier out of, but he called me at work one day and I wrote it down at the office, so I don't have it with me. I'll try and hop on at work tomorrow and send you a FReep mail. I've been super busy, though, and don't even have time for personal emails!!! Geez, I hate when work interrupts my personal time!!! :oP
Hope y'all are doing well. Hey, Meek, FBD wanted me to give you something to make a bumperstier out of, but he called me at work one day and I wrote it down at the office, so I don't have it with me. I'll try and hop on at work tomorrow and send you a FReep mail. I've been super busy, though, and don't even have time for personal emails!!! Geez, I hate when work interrupts my personal time!!! :oPGreat! I'll be looking for your Freep mail later on then! :^D
Aside from that, you've been AWOL.
You know that, don'tcha? {g}
Glad you're out there knockin' around, Angel.
Just praying you've a handle on the kid(s), school and the job is all.
Write when you've more time, y'hear?
Because the next step?
...will be swearing out a warrent for ya. :o)
"Mr. Kerry's problem is much worse than having phoned it in for 20 years in the Senate. Somehow he has built a political career without ever developing the skill of connecting with people or being able to read the pulse of the electorate. In the 1980s, he opposed nearly every new weapons system the Reagan administration rolled out. In the 1990s he fought to slash intelligence funding. Both look like clear mistakes now. On Vietnam, he misread how the electorate would react to his antiwar record. Some Democrats actually argued Mr. Kerry would be popular among veterans. So Mr. Kerry thought he was giving voters what they wanted to hear when he responded to the GOP convention by getting on TV at midnight to talk about Vietnam and whine about imagined attacks on his patriotism. Democrats politely say that he's not very charismatic, but the truth is that he's like a tone-deaf musician who stumbles into a gig at Carnegie Hall and can't understand why the crowd doesn't cheer."
FReegards...MUD
"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!
I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!
(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!
'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...
Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!
Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...
It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!
FReegards...MUD (06/20/2000)
Yep...Jake's a first-grader this year and he seems pretty excited about school. JessieLee's a 4th-grader and by the look of the textbooks she brought home yesterday fer Social Studies and Math, it looks like the homework load's gonna be much greater than what she had last year.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I was totally amazed that Jax had no homework folder in her backpack when she got home yesterday. OTOH, the 2nd grade hasn't finished arranging their reading groups, so she has to wait before they determine which level she will be placed in.
That's where the most homework is going to come from.
"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!
Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
"...just for the record, here, in full, is what Bush did:
The future president joined the Guard in May 1968. Almost immediately, he began an extended period of training. Six weeks of basic training. Fifty-three weeks of flight training. Twenty-one weeks of fighter-interceptor training. That was 80 weeks to begin with, and there were other training periods thrown in as well. It was full-time work. By the time it was over, Bush had served nearly two years.
Not two years of weekends. Two years.
After training, Bush kept flying, racking up hundreds of hours in F-102 jets. As he did, he accumulated points toward his National Guard service requirements. At the time, guardsmen were required to accumulate a minimum of 50 points to meet their yearly obligation. According to records released earlier this year, Bush earned 253 points in his first year, May 1968 to May 1969 (since he joined in May 1968, his service thereafter was measured on a May-to-May basis). Bush earned 340 points in 1969-1970. He earned 137 points in 1970-1971. And he earned 112 points in 1971-1972. The numbers indicate that in his first four years, Bush not only showed up, he showed up a lot. Did you know that?"
FReegards...MUD
"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, Left's Loathsome Liar, the Beast from Arkansas...
Can you condone Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegahhh?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I just wish Clinton's term was through...yeah!...
See, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Country's scarred, my FRiends...
We must VOTE...burnin' with rage-juh!!!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!
Most times, you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's the Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show 'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! Vote Re-pub-li-can!
When we vote, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberty...is slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet, you stay just beneath the fray.
But later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of the Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!
They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know the rage!!
Ahh, there Slick is...bombin' Albanians...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! [He's a] Chinese Whore, my friends...
There Slick goes...Where? I think I know-ow!
Bye-bye, Slick Willie!!
MUDBOY SLIM (06/10/1999)
Hoo the heck's Dan Rather?! Didn't he usedta be a newscaster? I haven't seen anything he's done fer years...MUD
That I'm getting old. :o) It's "routine"...or so they say, but I still have to stay over night. :o(
I'm handling everything ok. Thanks for the good thoughts.
Mud...
I think this might give you some joy!
http://www.electoral-vote.com/
Still too close fer my blood...MUD
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