Posted on 07/24/2004 6:20:48 AM PDT by Liz
Hoping to resurrect his government career, and bowing to liberal concerns that he may have compormised his "perfect" image, Sandy Berger announced, at a joint press conference with Hugh Hefner, that he will pose nude for Playboy's November issue.
"Sandy needs to show he has nothing to hide, " Hefner said.
"This is the only way I can show my national security credentials are still intact, " Berger said. "I am deeply appreciative to Hugh and the entire staff at Playboy for giving me the opportunity to show readers what I'm made of," Berger added.
The timing of the Berger unveiling in the November issue is to take advantage of the presidential election Playboy officals said.
"We think Sandy in the altogether draped with flag bunting will show how patriotic he is, " the Playboy added.
Still to be worked out are the venues for the stripped-down Berger photos.
Plans to use the National Archives secure rooms are being considered with Berger posed on the self-same table where he stole security documents.
"One photographer wants to have Top Secret stamped all over Sandy's body to underscore the seriousness of the photo shoot," Hefner said after being roused from his hourly sexual interlude.
"The prolific use of socks is also planned. After all Sandy made the bigtime stiffing---oops I mean stuffing-- top secret documents into his socks," he added.
Berger said he agred to do the photo shoot as long as safe sex was emphasized and phone numbers of all Planned Paretnhood abortion clinics were featured in the story.
"After all, safe sex is more important than a safe America," Berger said.
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The (Oval office circle j***) pick shows the only one having a shred of clothing left on is Berglur with ONE SOCK and Edwards wearing pink panties . . Can't quite make out what Monica is doing with that cigar . .
If he doesn't come up with one, then I'll give it a shot.
I have to head out in about 15-20 minutes to get my clothes dryer.See ya'll later on sometime.
I haven't seen that one. :^O
You are turning into a regular hoot!
Berger with one sock?
I am assuming he's wearing it on his "national security" credentials.
Pretty-Boy Edwards with pink panties is s-o-o-o-o-o predictable.....he'll do anything to protect his hair.
lol & bttt
"Well, OK. I'll kiis you. But just don't grab my **s.
I'll never see the American flag the right way ever again.
bttt
Thanks for the ping. Your awesome satires of the Berger Briefs helps keep morale afloat while we watch this story desperately trying to sink like a stone.
Ha! Just spat on my keyboard and it's your fault!
LOL.........cute.
That's sweet....thanks.
Pantload Berger ain't gonna sink while FR is up and operating. Depend on it.
LOL...Sandy Burglar as a Playboy Center fold. Ugghh!
C'mon Meek, you can come up with a photoshopped Berger posing for Playboy.Sure. Here it is!:
Now that is sick and you know what you can do with you sick html codes.
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