Posted on 07/24/2004 6:20:48 AM PDT by Liz
Hoping to resurrect his government career, and bowing to liberal concerns that he may have compormised his "perfect" image, Sandy Berger announced, at a joint press conference with Hugh Hefner, that he will pose nude for Playboy's November issue.
"Sandy needs to show he has nothing to hide, " Hefner said.
"This is the only way I can show my national security credentials are still intact, " Berger said. "I am deeply appreciative to Hugh and the entire staff at Playboy for giving me the opportunity to show readers what I'm made of," Berger added.
The timing of the Berger unveiling in the November issue is to take advantage of the presidential election Playboy officals said.
"We think Sandy in the altogether draped with flag bunting will show how patriotic he is, " the Playboy added.
Still to be worked out are the venues for the stripped-down Berger photos.
Plans to use the National Archives secure rooms are being considered with Berger posed on the self-same table where he stole security documents.
"One photographer wants to have Top Secret stamped all over Sandy's body to underscore the seriousness of the photo shoot," Hefner said after being roused from his hourly sexual interlude.
"The prolific use of socks is also planned. After all Sandy made the bigtime stiffing---oops I mean stuffing-- top secret documents into his socks," he added.
Berger said he agred to do the photo shoot as long as safe sex was emphasized and phone numbers of all Planned Paretnhood abortion clinics were featured in the story.
"After all, safe sex is more important than a safe America," Berger said.
Better hook up a heavy duty compressor to the Air Brush.
"SMILE"
Thats right. Hefner's mansion was Clintons Western Whitehouse..
lOL.....good one.
Opthamologists and gastronologists are gearing up for a predicted November spike in temporary blindness and nausea patients.
Typo.....should be Hef's mansion was Clinton's Western Whorehouse.
ROTFLMCO...........that is priceless. Thanks.
....authorities looking for cold, hard evidence on Berger may find it here (/sarc)........
Yes, that's what the United States needs. We need nude men and no security on our borders when it comes to safety. I am sure that a naked ex-Clinton yahoo will make the terrorist threat run away in droves. Yuck. Ewwwwww. Gross.
ping
At least he would be prettier than Hillary.
A real bunch of jokers.
This just in.
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The Enemy Within BERGER...
has just stapled US again.
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Case dismissed for lack of evidence.
LOL ! Great pic, Martin.
after looking at that picture, it seems there is nothing left to say.
Do I want to know what your "C" is. <|:)~
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