[US admirer]

Antidote to oral sex = wedding cake

[BikerNYC]

Antidote to oral sex = wedding cake

You mean you stop gettin' it when you get married? That ain't good.

[Modernman]

An old joke: As the bride is walking down the aisle, the best man notices that the groom has a huge smile on his face.

BM: "What's with the smile?"

Groom: "Last night, she gave me the best BJ ever."

Meanwhile, the bridesmaid has noticed that the bride also has a huge smile on her face.

Bridesmaid:"What's with the smile?"

Bride:"Last night, I gave my last BJ ever."