Mo. High Court May Decide Whether Boy Can Be Circumcised

Kansas City Channel ^ | July 15, 2004

[Xenalyte]

I can find humor in damn near anything, and do. Now I'm laughing at you. See how easy that was?

[Xenalyte]

I mean for the guys my age. I expect the little guys are still getting help from the parents.

[HamiltonJay]

Sorry, get the boy snipped... why should have to endure a life time of less then pleasurable sex when he's older because his mother, who is not his guardian wants him to look like a turtle in the shell.

[BikerNYC]

And from THIS sort of creature you can expect "meticulous hygiene"? Not hardly.

Getting a boy to put soap and water on his hands is one thing...getting him to put soap and water on Mr. Johnson is quite another. It won't be a problem.

[US admirer]

The way I look at it is this.

I'm lost in the forest with some beautiful chick- no rain, no streams no lakes. Given that the cleanliness index is related to the willingness index, I figure that I got two maybe three days more than the guy with the gratuitous penis flab for a few moments of ecstasy. No way I'm gonna give up that chance.

[SoothingDave]

Calimari tips in red sauce.

LOL

SD

[ChicagoHebrew]

Actually, babies really don't feel it. First of all, the nerves connecting the brain to the skin and organs haven't fully developed at birth -- so there is less pain anyway then there would be for an adult. Secondly, they use a local anesthetic to dull whatever pain remains. I've been to many religious circumcisions. The baby doesn't even cry about half the time.

[HamiltonJay]

Funny, several men I know who had circumcisions later in life have told me its far far far better since circumcision.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and this applies equally to males and females.

I wouldn't want any part of this skank, that's for damn sure.

[Leroy S. Mort]

Ahh it's the annual Circumcision Thread. I wondered when it would raise its head.

My favorite all-time FR circumcision quote is:

"Uncircumcised penises don't look natural."

I see there are some keeper quotes already and we're not even to 500 posts yet.

[Tijeras_Slim]

gratuitous penis flab

Great name for a band.

[US admirer]

"The Flab Four"

[presidio9]

he is a fun sort.... ; )

I am available for parties, but I don't do characters.

[cyborg]

LOL

[AnAmericanMother]

If you don't watch my boy like a hawk, he gets out of the bathtub just as dirty (but muddier) as when he got in. And at 12 he's getting too old for me to stand over him, so I don't know if his private parts are the only clean place on him. (But if his hands are still dirty, I know the rest of him is too! :-D )

Guess his dad'll have to do the same sort of inspection MY dad had to do on his EMs in the Army in WWII . . .

[Modernman]

If he was only seeing her to get oral sex, then she is well rid of him.

Someone who has issues with oral sex probably also has other sexual hang-ups.

[Modernman]

why should have to endure a life time of less then pleasurable sex when he's older

Whatever makes you think that uncut guys can't enjoy sex?

[presidio9]

If you can find humor in this topic, you've got real problems, Ace. Seek help.

Yeah, Ace! What he said!

[Modernman]

I was mostly commenting on the "largely."

Huh, huh... She said "large."

[presidio9]

Hold on a sec:

Do you consider giving lewinskis to be a chore?