Quick! Buy him a computer!
.....this will be coming from a hi-tec redneck that makes his living from puters.....
.....and has a father that's in his later 60's.....
.....Fer the Love of.....
.....NOOOOO!!!!.....
.....you will spend every waken moment.....
.....telling him that you have no idea.....
.....why he gets all those girlie pop-up windows!.....
.....lol.....