LOL!. Bring on the hellfire and brimstone.
If you're in a 5 meter radius from one of my Kim Chee farts, you'll find out EXACTLY what brimstone is!! HAHA! Whenever an obnoxious officer was going to be in the area, I'd tank up the night before. Three words for the next day: "Swift, silent, and DEADLY!" HAHA. They'd come in the Comm van and leave the enxt second. It also served as a training aid, my Marines were as hard as woodpecker lips from enduring that!