[Doc Savage]

Following the death of former President William Jefferson Clinton, mourner filed past the casket draped in the Communist Chinese Flag he so loved. Monica Lewinski, the chief mourner, who was lifted into the rotunda by a heavy-duty crane, open the casket and gave President Clinton a final send off blow job.

Clinton's sometime wife, Hitlery Clinton, and her live-in femme companion declined to pay their respects claiming they were too busy filing for their marriage license.

The ghosts of Ron Brown and Vince Foster stood silently by the casket peeing on it. Dan Rather in a deep moment of depression killed himself on the casket.

No one is expected to attend the interment at Fort Marcy Park on Wednesday.

[kcvl]

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