But, you're not playing right. The rules clearly state that if you are not "Native American" (You know, one of them Injun-types) you are not a plain old American. We have to know how you're different so we can help you by punishing people who recognize your difference. And besides, if you're different enough, we might even give you things out of guilt and/or perceived threats to our communities.
So, be a good young fella and fill in the little circle next to your color. Isn't America wonderful?!