On second thought, it is probably good that this freak didn't want to be a horse. Then they would have had to have a vet sign the death certificate.
How about if he wanted to be a Ford? Would the California DMV be willing to issue him a VIN, post mortum? License plates? Why do freaks insist on trying to force normal people to get involved with their diseased halucinations?
23 posted on 05/27/2004 2:48:44 PM PDT by Tacis
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