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BREAKING: Ted Kennedy Hurt in Mountain Bike Spill (unfortunately satire)
ScrappleFace ^ | 5/24/04 | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/24/2004 5:30:16 PM PDT by pookie18

(2004-05-24) -- U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy today suffered minor injuries when the mountain bike he was riding slid on a patch of loose stones and crashed near the end of a 17-mile ride at the Kennedy family compound in Massachusetts.

When told about the incident, Senate colleague John Forbes Kerry expressed his "grief and prayers for Teddy, his bicycle and the entire eastern seaboard."

"His injuries remind me of my own three Purple Hearts earned during the Vietnam war," Mr. Kerry added.


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To: EggsAckley

bump.


21 posted on 05/24/2004 6:12:14 PM PDT by tame (Are you willing to do for the truth what leftists are willing to do for a lie?)
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To: cogentconservative

Welcome to Free Republic.


22 posted on 05/24/2004 6:12:29 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("people who go to the Supreme Court ought to interpret the Constitution as it is interpreted...")
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To: pookie18

Who cares how he came out. Did the keg get damged? That's the imnportant part.


23 posted on 05/24/2004 6:13:21 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
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To: pookie18

TED KENNEDY HURT IN MOUNTAIN BIKE SPILL

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D- MA) was emotionally hurt
today when his spilled his drink while riding a
mountain bike...


24 posted on 05/24/2004 7:33:05 PM PDT by Uncle Guido
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To: pookie18

Well, at least he didn't drive his bike off of a bridge . . .


25 posted on 05/24/2004 7:36:46 PM PDT by NorseWood
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To: pookie18

Did he have his mask and snorkel on? You never can be to safe!

Oh yea, was his passenger wearing hers?


26 posted on 05/24/2004 7:46:32 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (I'll donate to the RNC after the nuclear annillation of a few Middle East countries!)
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To: pookie18

Oh, poor Butthead (Teddy)! Did he get a boo-boo on his noodlebrain?


27 posted on 05/24/2004 9:43:47 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: pookie18

Traitor Ted wan't injured in the mishap, he bounced and then rolled like an Ooompa Loompa.


28 posted on 05/24/2004 9:51:28 PM PDT by fly_so_free (Never under estimate the treachery of the democrat party-Save USA vote a dem out of office)
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