[Robe]

DIT DIT DIT... DASH DASH DASH DIT DIT DIT DIT

( sound of teletype )... (for you older folks.. remember/)

CBS UPDATE..............

Wife: I calling to inquire if your going to show the video about what happened in Iraq Today

CBS JERK:What happened?

Wife:The beheading of an American

CBS JERK: Watch the show

Wife: ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW THE INTIRE VIDEO???

CBS JERK: Just watch the show OK?......and hung up


JEEZE ... this guy's gotta be Dan Rathers lovechild, or something !!!

[arthurus]

S.O.S. ???