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Kerry Caption (scaring small children)

Posted on 03/23/2004 6:46:23 PM PST by BigWaveBetty

"Mommy, don't let the scary man hurt me!"



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; caption; humor; kerry; letsplayjacko
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To: BigWaveBetty

"Do you want to see my new Jock Strap?"

41 posted on 03/23/2004 7:33:36 PM PST by Codeflier (Implement Loser Pays)
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To: Fitzcarraldo
Wow! Bride of Frankenstein.

I have been trying to figure out who Kerry reminds me of, and you finally nailed it down for me. Lerch was close, but Frankenstein's monster is perfect. I gotta see if I can cobble together a side-by-side....

42 posted on 03/23/2004 7:34:16 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Codeflier; All
Great captions all! Keep 'em coming!
43 posted on 03/23/2004 7:35:14 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Have you forgotten - - How we felt that day?)
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To: BigWaveBetty
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
44 posted on 03/23/2004 7:35:40 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: BigWaveBetty
"If your mommy and daddy vote for me, I'll make sure that it will be possible for mommy to kill your little baby brother or sister, before it's born. That way, you won't have to share your toys. Doesn't that sound great?"
45 posted on 03/23/2004 7:37:26 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: BigWaveBetty
"You must be Heather. I've already met your two mommies."
46 posted on 03/23/2004 7:38:20 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
"Do you like movies about Gladiators?"
47 posted on 03/23/2004 7:42:00 PM PST by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Mommy, his hair was black when I saw him on TV last month, why is it gray now??????? Is he trying to look presidential?
48 posted on 03/23/2004 7:43:29 PM PST by eeriegeno
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To: Abbeville Conservative

49 posted on 03/23/2004 7:51:07 PM PST by Just Another Lurker (I'll go back to sitting in my corner now)
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To: BigWaveBetty

(FR Newswire)In an attempt to boost his campaign coffers,John Kerry (above)is seen removing quarters from a galloping pony ride.

50 posted on 03/23/2004 7:56:13 PM PST by tapatio (Democrats adrenaline can fly into nut control.Beware!)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Stranger danger, stranger danger

Hi, I'm Dockie Roberts, former child Veteran, I wanna be your President.

51 posted on 03/23/2004 8:15:04 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
LOL
52 posted on 03/23/2004 8:22:15 PM PST by jaycee
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To: Tennessee_Bob; martin_fierro; mikrofon

"Mommy, Mommy! This mean man turned Ruffy into stone!"

53 posted on 03/23/2004 8:23:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
"How much for the little girl?.....How much for your women?"
- John Belushi, "The Blues Brothers"
54 posted on 03/23/2004 8:27:16 PM PST by peteram
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To: mikrofon
Just damn.
55 posted on 03/23/2004 8:36:39 PM PST by martin_fierro (Shhh. Navel contemplation in progress)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"A cold nose means he's healthy, would you like to touch my nose? How about mommy?"
56 posted on 03/23/2004 8:40:53 PM PST by budwiesest (One Nation, undereducated. I used up all my sick time, so I called in dead.)
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To: budwiesest
"Are you a Republican?, I'll bet you voted for Bush. You didn't think I was smart enough to figure you out, did you kid?"
57 posted on 03/23/2004 8:47:45 PM PST by budwiesest (One Nation, undereducated. I used up all my sick time, so I called in dead.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Mommy, please tell Janet Reno to stop breathing on me.
58 posted on 03/23/2004 8:56:54 PM PST by 12chachacha
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To: Bobber58
Mommy, didn't he tell the Senate in 1971 that he shot innocent women and children???

LOL! Good one. ;-)

59 posted on 03/23/2004 9:00:08 PM PST by NRA2BFree (The Socialists are in control of our Congress. It*s time to clean house!!)
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To: Fitzcarraldo
ROFL!
60 posted on 03/23/2004 9:29:33 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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