What does the Holstein family usually do on Saturday night?
If they have enough mooo-lah, they go to the mooo-vies.
What is the Daddy Bull's favorite drink?
Why, Moooo-nshine of course!
Excerpt from NC/English dictionary:
colt gun
smith wesson gun
ruger gun
glock gun
red neck whatchya get when ya don't wear a hat
winchester gun
remingtion gun
dillinger gun
y'all you dumb yankees
Yankees stupid pushy people
tea super saturated sugar solution with hint of mint and pekoe
barbecue shredded pork with vinegar and shredded pork without vinegar
moonpie 'pends where ya are. In the corner store it's kinda like a s'more. In the field...
fixin' to may get to it when I finish my beer