George W. Bush: "I've just kited (er, written) a check to Alan Greenspan, to be used to buy more printing presses! Alan, please print more money as soon as is humanly possible! I've got ideas, BIG ideas about what your grandchildren should work to pay off."
Its a jobs program for our grand children... they will ALL have to work because they won't have any choice... hahahahahaha... such a genius!