The ONLY CONSERVATIVE city on the list is SLC. Other than MORMONS, I wonder what is SO BAD about it? Anyone? First of all, it's not a serious list, so don't take it seriously. Secondly, do they still force watered down beer in Salt Lake? If so, that's good enough reason to make the list.
The trick is to have a military ID card and buy all your beer at Hill AFB. :-)
Back in '89...I bought a six of Heinekens from the Package Store with he "strong beer" sticker...drank all six while watching football and didn't catch nothing but a headache...it's 3.2 beer....