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The pair climbed on top of a lunch table and shouted, "End homophobia now!"

How about we end misinformation now?

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1 posted on 11/17/2003 7:15:13 AM PST by scripter
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Ping.
2 posted on 11/17/2003 7:15:35 AM PST by scripter (Thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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Boing!
3 posted on 11/17/2003 7:16:41 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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Children of very liberal parents, I'm sure.
4 posted on 11/17/2003 7:17:27 AM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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In my school, they would have been suspended just for standing on the lunch table, never mind the kiss. Pretty thoughtless and crude, putting their dirty feet where people eat. But they had to make their statement, eh?
5 posted on 11/17/2003 7:18:20 AM PST by KellyAdmirer
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"Stephanie and her mother were on Good Morning America defending the kiss to host Charles Gibson. "

What a great parent. NOT! No wonder the kid is a loon.

7 posted on 11/17/2003 7:21:33 AM PST by Reagan is King
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I say we should all panic!
Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in River City.
Why sure I'm a billiard player,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend
With a cue in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate horse sense
And a cool head and a keen eye.
Never take and try to give
An iron-clad leave to yourself
From a three-reail billiard shot?
But just as I say,
It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score
In a balkline game,
I say that any boob kin take
And shove a ball in a pocket.
And they call that sloth.
The first big step on the road
To the depths of deg-ra-Day--
I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
Then beer from a bottle.
An' the next thing ya know,
Your son is playin' for money
In a pinch-back suit.
And list'nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
Hearin' him tell about horse-race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' race, no!
But a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy
Sittin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil?
Well, I should say.
Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff'rence
Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital "B,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
And all week long your River City
Youth'll be frittern away,
I say your young men'll be frittern!
Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
Get the ball in the pocket,
Never mind gittin' Dandelions pulled
Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
Never mind pumpin' any water
'Til your parents are caught with the Cistern empty
On a Saturday night and that's trouble,
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' trouble.
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers,
Shirt-tail young ones, peekin' in the pool
Hall window after school, look, folks!
Right here in River City.
Trouble with a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
On while they're loafin' around that Hall?
They're tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs,
Tryin' out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!
And braggin' all about
How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen.
One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry!
Libertine men and Scarlet women!
And Rag-time, shameless music
That'll grab your son and your daughter
With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
Mass-staria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!

People:
Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...

Harold:
Mothers of River City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt.
Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old man?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in River city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City!
Remember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule!
Oh, we've got trouble.
We're in terrible, terrible trouble.
That game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil's tool!
Oh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!
With a "T"! Gotta rhyme it with "P"!
And that stands for Pool!!!

9 posted on 11/17/2003 7:22:10 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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"End homophobia now?"

That is so gay.
10 posted on 11/17/2003 7:23:50 AM PST by SerpentDove (www.neatophotos.com)
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(Parody of "As time goes by")

A kiss is just a kiss,
A sigh is just a sigh,
A thigh is just a thigh,
I wonder when the freaks will stop,
As time goes by.

11 posted on 11/17/2003 7:23:57 AM PST by Enterprise
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> Stephanie's English teacher had asked his students to perform a "nonconformist act"

Learn to read and write? Clean room? Go to church?

12 posted on 11/17/2003 7:25:43 AM PST by T'wit
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I'd like to think that in the U.S. this info (names and 'sexual orientation') of the students would not be published without parental consent. But I'm not naive enough to think that students haven't already done this here, several times over.....thanks to Brittany, Christina, and Madonna.
13 posted on 11/17/2003 7:26:29 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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Stephanie and her mother were on Good Morning America

Her other mother was at work at Home Depot and couldn't make it...

17 posted on 11/17/2003 7:34:47 AM PST by TheBigB (One picture is worth a thousand dollars, but the sheep has to be wearing lipstick.)
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Life imitating Tart
18 posted on 11/17/2003 7:37:44 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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There is no policy against kissing in the cafeteria.

Public School?.....Wouldnt want this idiot watching over my kids for 8 hrs a day...

21 posted on 11/17/2003 7:39:35 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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As for the media, "They don't care about our message," Katherine said. "They care because the whole lesbian kiss thing, because that sells."

I'd have to agree...

25 posted on 11/17/2003 7:52:34 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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he was working with a committee to investigate homophobia.

Bwahhahhaahaa

27 posted on 11/17/2003 7:57:26 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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It was a publicity stunt for fame meant to get a reaction. That's all it was. Anytime two chicks kiss, guys watch.
28 posted on 11/17/2003 7:59:31 AM PST by Dan from Michigan ("Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time Rock N Roll" - Bob Seger)
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I hope the NFL doesn't see this.
29 posted on 11/17/2003 8:15:40 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS
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Anyone have a guess as to how long it will be until these two show up in Chatsworth?
30 posted on 11/17/2003 8:22:54 AM PST by Redcloak (Is this thing on?)
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