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To: katnip
At precisely 8:06 I'm going outside to thumb my nose at the moon god

Aiiiyeeee! The moon is being eaten by a giant! We need to sacrifice a virgin.

Or have a second cup of hot cocoa. One or the other.

135 posted on 11/08/2003 4:59:18 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Aiiiyeeee! The moon is being eaten by a giant! We need to sacrifice a virgin.

There's a story that Columbus was once having trouble getting some natives to deliver supplies to him. Having an astronomy almanac aboard his ship, he knew that a lunar eclipse was approaching. So he warned them that if they didn't deliver the supplies, he would cause the moon to go away. They laughed and laughed . . . and then they delivered the next day.

164 posted on 11/08/2003 5:15:42 PM PST by JoeSchem
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