[Humidston]

Honey, we've been paying for those criminals for years now. I don't expect it to end for at least another 10-20 years. But at least we don't have to see his ugly mug on TV all the time anymore!

Gotta be thankful for small favors.

[LisaMalia]

This is my take on the tour:

Welcome to the Bill Clinton library....
This is the early years....check out Bill watching the American Flag burn....whoops, no, don't look at that...let's move on..
And now, we move on to Bill Clinton as governor of Arkansas.....whoops, no don't look at that, (how did that letter from Juanita Broderick get in here)
Yes, these were the years in which Bill made his most powerful allies....Bloodworth-Thomason, Spielberg, Hanks, Steisand,...whoops, I meant some foreign dignitaries...
And finally, the Presidental room, where all of Bill Clinton's accomplishments are housed....ummm, it's empty???

[cajun-jack]

he isn't on t.v. much anymore cause his nose is probably just about burned completely off by now with extreme doses of "nose candy". course that is pure speculation on my part...