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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bulb; lamp; light; lightbulb
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To: marshmallow
Bull's eye!
241
posted on
10/23/2003 11:42:35 AM PDT
by
onyx
To: Sir Gawain
At least one who will point out that this is hugh and series because a cheese-head moose bit his sister's lightbulb while she was in the shower...
242
posted on
10/23/2003 11:43:54 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.)
To: Sir Gawain
How many DU'ers does it take to change a light bulb.
3 to figure out how to change the lightbulb.
10 to call say Bush stole the election.
5 to say Christians suck.
8 to post profanity that would get you banned on the FR.
All of them to post stupid quites from famous liberals from days gone by
3 to say no blood for oil.
4 to say "keep your laws off of my body"
notice there aren't as many DU'ers as there are Freepers.
243
posted on
10/23/2003 11:43:54 AM PDT
by
biblewonk
(Spose to be a Chrisssssssstian)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
It wasn't that hard to write. Just imagine sitting there in the soft glow of the monitor as it reflects off your desktop shrine of framed and glassed Ann Coulter magazine photos, while being comforted by the screams from the pit in the basement, all conveniently located next to your computer station. I just looked up warped in the dictionary so I could see a picture of what you look like.
244
posted on
10/23/2003 11:44:23 AM PDT
by
LPM1888
("It's about governance. It's not about sermons." Brooks Firestone)
To: Howlin
and 1 Freeper to ask "Hey guys...my light bulb just went out 5 minutes ago here in Georgia...are your lights on? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!"
245
posted on
10/23/2003 11:44:24 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(if we're not going to act like a constitutional republic...lets be the best empire we can be...)
To: Mark Felton; af_vet_1981; Howlin; XJarhead; Heyworth; sinkspur; Half Vast Conspiracy
15 to blame Clinton for the light bulb going out. And, one to claim that your position makes you a Clinton Lover.
246
posted on
10/23/2003 11:46:06 AM PDT
by
TankerKC
(NEWS ALERT: SEXUAL HA(R)ASSMENT (D)EEME(D) SE(R)IOUS ONCE AGAIN!)
To: Howlin
You are on a ROLL today! Enjoying every single one of them! Thank you...if I have any function at FR, it is to be a smartass. But I try to be the best smartass I can be! I haven't laughed at a thread this much in a long time.
247
posted on
10/23/2003 11:46:16 AM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
To: Sir Gawain
what? no ann coulter pictures?
To: BureaucratusMaximus
and 1 Freeper who wasnt quick enough, to complain to the Mods that there light bulb post was deleted in favor of one posted 3 seconds before his
249
posted on
10/23/2003 11:46:37 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(if we're not going to act like a constitutional republic...lets be the best empire we can be...)
To: Sir Gawain
Freepers who change lightbulbs are not real patriots or conservatives
250
posted on
10/23/2003 11:46:39 AM PDT
by
PigRigger
(Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org)
To: BureaucratusMaximus; Chancellor Palpatine
At least one Freeper to complain that these lighbulbs aren't like the lightbulbs use to be on FR, back in the "good old days."
251
posted on
10/23/2003 11:46:46 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Quilla
Role playing helps that green color. Breath deeply while thinking serene thoughts about luckily finding Ann Coulter getting into her car in a darkened mall parking lot, and hope that her can of pepper spray ran dry.
To: Sir Gawain
Light bulb has burned out
What is a Freeper to do?
Come up with Haiku
To: bootless; BornOnTheFourth
12 to haughtily proclaim that it wouldn't have burned out if it was a Mac. Born, I think they are talking about you behind your back.;-)
To: Howlin
At least one poster who will come onto an 800 post thread and start replying to people at the very beginning of the thread! Oh sh*t, is that bad!?
255
posted on
10/23/2003 11:50:07 AM PDT
by
biblewonk
(Spose to be a Chrisssssssstian)
To: Skooz
Hilarious; and I thought I was the only one to think there something funny about this version of spidey.
256
posted on
10/23/2003 11:50:11 AM PDT
by
PigRigger
(Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Breath deeply while thinking serene thoughts about luckily finding Ann Coulter getting into her car in a darkened mall parking lot, and hope that her can of pepper spray ran dry.And hoping that she doesn't follow the idea of "It is better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6" re: concealed carry.
257
posted on
10/23/2003 11:50:15 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
To: Sir Gawain
CBS NEWS REPORTS THAT 5,367,589 LIGHTBULBS HAVE DIED SINCE PRESIDENT BUSH DECLARED AN END TO MAJOR COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAQ.
258
posted on
10/23/2003 11:51:02 AM PDT
by
XRdsRev
To: new cruelty
oh, cripes, thanks for putting my name to that after i called twinkie a homo on the cheerleader thread.
259
posted on
10/23/2003 11:51:14 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Government money = government control)
To: Howlin
At least one Freeper to complain that these lighbulbs aren't like the lightbulbs use to be on FR, back in the "good old days." And someone to point out a new-bulb-changer's earliest bulb-changing date: "Bulb-changer since 10-23-2003"
Plus someone to complain that, as a long-time bulb changer, his bulb-changing privileges were revoked for no apparent reason after he installed what he considered to be a perfectly reasonable bulb, within bulb-changing guidelines.
Someone to put a bulb with his initials on it, only for fifty people to chastise him for 'worthless vanity bulbs'.
260
posted on
10/23/2003 11:52:17 AM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
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