[Kevin Curry]

Perhaps the church should first purge their ranks of [homosexual and pedophile priests] instead of worrying about transsexuals.

Why can't they do both?

And while they're at it, deal with Ted Kennedy appropriately.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Just keep telling everyone you know that more people died in Ted Kennedy's car than got killed at TMI - its always good for a nervous giggle out of liberals, and is pretty effective as to everyone else.