Thank you very much for the abuse. I wasn't trying to cross examine, I was trying to gather information with which to make an informed decision about whether what you did was right.
As for lasting two minutes - unless both participants really don't know what they are doing a fight normally doesn't last more than two minutes.
That's more or less what I said. By definition, I guess smokers don't really know what they're doing . . .
As for abuse, here's a tip -- if you want to avoid getting hit by a train, don't stand in the middle of the tracks.