[Timesink]

I can't wait for the day some company manages to develop a truly "smokeless" cigarette that gives all the flavor of regular cigs, but contains no nicotine, causes no heart or lung problems, and generally is of no more harm to you than the average banana. Every kid in the world above the age of 10 or so will pick up the habit, because we all know smoking is cool; the packs will be untaxable because they'll contain no tobacco; and basically every socialist and nanny state advocate will absolutely go out of their minds with rage.

[mlocher]

I can't wait for the day some company manages to develop a truly "smokeless" cigarette that gives all the flavor of regular cigs, but contains no nicotine, causes no heart or lung problems, and generally is of no more harm to you than the average banana. Every kid in the world above the age of 10 or so will pick up the habit, because we all know smoking is cool; the packs will be untaxable because they'll contain no tobacco; and basically every socialist and nanny state advocate will absolutely go out of their minds with rage.

i think this exists already. in a place called heaven. of course, there are also no socialists and nanny states in heaven, so unfortunately you will not be able to see them go absolutely out of their minds with rage.